justanotherexoblog:

ddofexo:

exoticwhileshining:

phammk:

http://phammk.tumblr.com/

Please don’t repost! 

omo okay so I got Kai as my first kiss, my bestfriend, and the cheater. So wait I’m best friends with the guy that cheated on me wtf

BUT I GOT KRIS AS MY BOYFRIEND AND LUHAN AS MY HUSBAND SOMEBODY KILL ME BEFORE I SQUIRM OFF OF THE PLANET ASDFGHJKL

Tao as the boy toy, Baekhyun as the cheater, Lu Han as the bestie, Chanyeol as the secret admirer, Se Hun as the ONS (why am I not surprised omg), Chanyeol as the first kiss (aww it all makes sense now. ;~;), D.O as the first love, Kai as the boyfriend and Suho as the husband. 

Honestly mine is perfect js.

boy toy:suho /cheater:baekhyun /best friend:chen /secret admirer:kai /one night stand:kai /first kiss:kai /first love:tao /boyfriend:sehun /husband:chanyeol CAN THIS BE MY LIFE

laywithyixing:

good lord O_O

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k-asiany:

K-POP hit songs from 2008-2012 in 12 minutes 

Best post ever must reblog it again. <3 

I totally forgot some of the titles how sad. 

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fuckyeahexomacros:

fishiedeng:

Like a Krisus - KRIS (ft. TAO)

(translation)

I am the leader

I am in charge of rapping 

rap

yoyo

on the spot

one line of the lyrics?

I haven’t prepared for it

yoyo

yoyo

Hello I am the leader of EXO-M Kris

grab a MIC

I I I can fly

I I I am a dragon

I am krisus 

super perfect 

mysterious at the same time

I know how to make-up

WOW

hehe

I’m ok

I think I am gorgeous

excellent

perfect 

hehe

rap

eh next time

I need practice

fly

eh

about that

I think maybe next time

I need practice

make-up

eh next time

I need practice

about that

I think maybe next time 

next time, if I have the chance

I need practice

TAO: Duizhang

KRIS: next time

TAO: I beg you

KRIS: next time

TAO: bbuing bbuing

KRIS: can’t help it since he is the youngest.  it is effective for me.

TAO, help help me

you help to sing a bit for me

help me help me

yoyo

Selected VIP wouldn’t it be mind-blowingly awesome

Now we’re on a rock rock rocket, just gotta keep your seatbelt fastened 

I am krisus

TAO: WOW

KRIS: I am kris

TAO: WOW

KRIS:(in cantonese) I am Kris from EXO-M

TAO: WOW WOW WOW WOW

~all hell yeah! -dancing to this all dayy-

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bitchfaceismorepreetythanu:

km-exotic-planet:

d-o-nuts:

exowhore:

wufankris:

skewedlayer:

setupid:

i-punched-tao:

HOLY FUCK

im dying

This is one intense otp. Both the words intense and tension just acquired a whole new meaning.

HOLY SHIT YOU CREEPY FUCKERS
Y’ALL ARE ON DRUGS
SEE HOW YOUR EYES DART FRANTICALLY
IT’S SCREWING WITH YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM

Crack-induced paranoia, Baekyeol-style.

dont have sufficient vocab to caption this shit.

Their sex tape is out there, they know it. Paranoia maximum level.

/FLIPPIN TABLES

(Source: moodegi)

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laywithyixing:

currently-obsessing:

Two Moons [Deep/Gangster ver.]

Kris’s, Chanyeol’s, Lay’s and Key’s voices…… They all got pretty interesting…. you can still tell its them.

Extra Eargasm 

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